Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via hqlines)
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.